President Bill Clinton and rubber stamping

When Bill Clinton was in office he used rubber stamping every day. He was amazed how many documents he had to rubber stamp daily so rubber stamping became an important part of his daily work. Since he was a brainy guy back then he started to think about how he could improve efficiency in his daily rubber stamping work. He was concerned that the oval office was still using the traditional rubber stamp with a separate ink pad and he wondered if something more efficient was on the market. He asked one of his many secretaries to find out how he could reduce the time used in his daily rubber stamping.

So what does a good looking secretary do when she gets such a job?  (Bill Clinton had only good looking secretaries if you will recall…) She was one of those blondes whose brain functionality had perhaps not been developed to its most efficient but she had other qualifications that more than made up for this and made her well known by all the male staff of the White House. She said to herself “I know, I’ll call some of the IT guys. There are so many of them these days so maybe one of them will know something about this modern world that will help reduce the President’s rubber stamping time.”  And so that’s exactly what she did.

The IT guys lined up in her office eager to help. Perhaps at that particular moment they were not thinking too much about how to improve the President’s rubber stamping time because right in front of their eyes they were suddenly attracted by a couple of objects they found very distracting which made it rather difficult for them to use their highly trained brains. One of them managed to latch onto a bright idea as it floated by surrounded by large pink balloons.

“Have you tried doing a search on Google?” he asked.

The secretary looked at him with big question marks in her dreamy blue eyes.

“Google – what is Google?”

None of the IT guys were too surprised to hear she didn’t know about Google since they were all so aware of her other major qualifications so it didn’t distract them too much from their objects of focus. Which meant that the brainy IT guy who had asked her this highly intelligent question was able to keep right on going.

“Let me show you. Move over a little bit so I can sit next to you and I will show you how you can use your computer to Google and find out how to reduce the president’s rubber stamping time.”

She moved over and he sat next to her and he had a hard time making himself comfortable on the seat but eventually he settled his hands down on the computer and  typed the word ” rubber stamping ” in the Google search area and wow – hundreds of companies selling rubber stamping products popped up. The secretary looked at him with admiration as he continued to describe to her how the top three companies could immediately provide the solution to the president’s problem. Self inking rubber stamps – it was that simple.

The secretary kept looking at him and saying “Wow – you are really smart” until the young man blushed.

But then, since he was now used to doing some quick thinking, he asked her “How about we meet later for dinner tonight so I can tell you more about Google? “

The secretary looked at him with her wonderful blue eyes and said………

I leave it to all you intelligent readers out there to imagine what she answered.

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